compliment:

do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two

(via cumfort)

119,747 notes

buriaq:

coolbutcautious:

the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate 

thats the spirit

(via pizza)

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idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

image

image bring me the booty

(Source: gloomyspice, via ruinedchildhood)

349,758 notes

frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

(Source: sanastark, via pizza)

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via cumfort)

435,841 notes

hollabackhoe:

Me checking my final grades on the internet:

image

(via pizza)

317,424 notes

soldiercas:

supernatural meme: three angels [2/3] Castiel

"There’s a lot of angels swooning over you. "God’s favorite." Buddy boy, you’ve got what they call sex appeal."

(Source: baratheony, via son-of-an-assbutt)

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recoveryisbeautiful:

epileptic-cat:

buttrelated-url:

 I will wear what I want.

 I will get tattoos if I want.

 I will wear makeup if I want.

 I will dye my hair if I want.

 I will pierce whatever I want.

 I will shave what I want.

 I will lose weight if I want.

 I will gain weight if I want.

 I will have sex if I want.

 Stop telling me what to do with my body because I’m a girl. 

THIS

I agree but it has nothing to do with being a girl. This happens for guys too.

(Source: curiousaries, via cactus-princess)

379,855 notes

(Source: skinthiscat, via pizza)

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

(Source: four-big-idiots, via cumfort)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(via stilesthisisntyou)

244,805 notes

d0nn0:

*drug user*

it’s a methaphor

(via pizza)

12,601 notes

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

image

(via pizza)

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nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

(via pizza)

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